I got my alligator boots i wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when i look in the mirror i'm-a such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I'm so charming and adorable i'm sure that you can see
And everyone's always trying to hang around with me
They tell me i'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
'cause i'm so perfect in every way

And i'm so cute i can hardly stand it
And i'm so handsome honey i could just die
I know that you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try
'cause i'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy

Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well for starters i can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
And then attatch electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?

And then i might decide to tie you up with dental floss
I'll make you wear a harness and i'll show you who's the boss
Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss
I mean i don't do this with just anyone.

So how can you say it's all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
And all i wanna know is why

I mean after all i'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!

I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
Such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

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