Tác giả : Weird Al Yankovic
Người đăng : administrator, 14 năm trước
I don't care about your karma 
I don't care about what's hip 
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do 
I won't swim in your jacuzzi 
You can't make me settle down 
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch 
And scream until i'm blue 
I may as well be hyper as long as i'm still around 
'cause i'll have lots of time to be laid back 
When i'm six feet underground. 
 
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I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead) 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead) 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead) 
When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your heads 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
 
I can't stand the smell of incense 
I don't really like to jog 
No joanie mitchell 8-tracks in the car (oooh) 
I hate anything organic 
Even health food makes me sick 
You won't catch me sipping perrier 
Down in some sushi bar, i tell you 
Now's the time to go for all the gusto you can grab 
You'll have plenty of time to be low-key 
When you're laid out on the slab 
 
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Ow! bobcat! 
 
I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene 
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans 
No redwood hot tub to my name 
I got all that i want and if it's all the same to you 
I don't need a course in selfawareness 
To find out who i am 
And i'd rather have a big mac or a jumbo jack 
Than all the bean sprouts in japan 
 
Ah so don't ask me what i'm into 
I don't need to prove i'm cool 
I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign 
I won't tell you where my head's at 
I don't need to see no shrink 
Psychosis may be in this year but i'm really not that kind 
And i'm in no hurry to be casual 
In fact i think i'll wait 
Until i'm pushing up the daisies 
Like wow, man, can you relate? 
 
 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (mellow when i'm dead) 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (mellow when i'm dead) 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead 
I'll be mellow when i'm dead .....wooooowww!