It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip van winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and i'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing?

Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah