Alfredo is not a sauce That you put on Italian food
Its a dude in your girlfriends class That she likes more than you.
She has a crush on a him And when she sees him she forgets you
And when you see them making out You wonder why she wont kiss you.

To your girlfriend "girlfriend" means nothing anymore (nothing anymore)
Unless she's sad and lonely While stuck at the dorm (stuck at the dorm)
In that case your her boyfriend Willing to do her bidding (evil bidding)
Thinking that when people say she’s cheating Their only kidding

David and Joshua aren't two guys from the bible
They're two teenage snot nosed brats that screw better than you do
She was their sponsor for confirmation
Nothing better than f***ing to get you ready for Catholicism