Poorman, he just want a little
Richman, wanna little bit more
Superman, he looking for lois
Salesman, try and sell you his soul
Fatman, he ordering seconds
Pizzaman, just wanna slice
Badman, looking for attention
A goodman, he's hard to find

Milkman, looking more like your daughter
Strawman, don't have a leg to stand on
Gayman, looking for another
Candyman, yeah the candyman can
Blackman, he looking for justice
Whiteman, trying to get a tan
Woman, she belong in first class
Holyman, take me to the promise land

Everyone looking for something
Wanting their piece of the pie
Searching for their slice of heaven
I gotta have mine, yeah mine

And you're the one i want, the one i want
The only one i want, the one i want
Yeah, the one i want, the one i want
The only one i want, the one i want

Boogieman, he giving me the creeps
Sandman, kicking mud in your eye
Pianoman, in the mood for a melody
Strongman, yeah he knows how to cry
Apeman, ain't nobody's uncle
A luckyman don't always know who they are
Deadman, living for tomorrow
Wiseman, following a star

I ain't saying i'm different
Wanting my pie in the sky
I'm just a little impatient
Until i get mine, yeah mine