Disneyland is the place to be, c'mon baby, just you and me;
Hand in Hand, to Disneyland, we go! Not Slow;
Happiest place, in the world 'til the madman grabs a girl;
Hand in Hand, with the madman, she goes! Oh oh!

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Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin',
Madman is loose.... in Disneyland (in Disneyland)

Come here little girl if you wanna see, Peter Pan's magic flight on L.S.D.
Up and down, all around, we go! Whoa oh!

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Madman is loose in Disneyland; He's back here by popular demand;
Madman is loose in Disneyland; He'll take no lip but he'll take your head!

Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live;
I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse, I'm a killer in disguise
You can run and you can hide;
But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in my sight;

Axe Wieldn', child Stealin';
I'm a mad mother and I'm loose!... in Disneyland!

Have you heard the news, madman sure is loose,
Got you by the noose, have his way with you;
Nothin' you can do, headline in the news,
madman sure is loose in Disneyland.

Disneyland is the place to be, in California, by the sea;
Sunny day, were A.O.K., for now, and how;

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