I walked through this place, although it wasn't really there
And when i reached the other side, thought i didn't really care
I moved round a bit, and started seeing people
And the people that i met, oh were all covered in treacle

Everyone was laughing, everyone except for poor old me,
So i tried to entertain them, oh but they were hard to please
As time went by, oh backwards i walked
Backwards i talked, and backwards i laughed...

(instrumental)