(toby keith/jim femina)

I thought it would be dandy
If i bought that girl some candy
How was i suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "oh no, not another alcoholic"

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then i found the perfect woman jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too

Yeah i thought i'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was i suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then i found the perfect woman jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me too

No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too