(toby keith/carl goff, jr.)

I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
You'd be mad as an ol' red hen, up all night wonderin' where i been
I'd fall down and say come help me honey
You laughed outloud, i guess you thought it was funny
I sobered up, and i got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'

Now i'm paintin' the house and i'm mendin' the fence
I guess i gone out and lost all my good sense
Too much work is hard for your health
I could've died drinkin', now i'm killing myself
Now i'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and i got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'

Now i'm fixin' the sink and i'm mowin' the grass
You made me a list and i'm bustin' my...wheel
All broke down, tail's been (or talespin??) draggin'
It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon
Now i'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and i got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'
Yeah, i sobered up, and i got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'