(tlc parody of the song "no scrubs")
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A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that
And also known as a hoochie
Trynna get money from all these guys
Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)

I'm not captain saber hoe
I'm not giving you none of my dough
Don't wanna give you nothin' (no)
So girl don't waste my time

Chorus:
I don't want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hanging at the backstage at every concert
Givin' up the punanie for free
I don't want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hangin' at the backstage at every concert
Givin' up the punnanie for free

Said a hoochie shows her ass
And she has no class
And plus she's dirty and stinky
She got weaves in her hair with no underwear
And got stains like monica lewinsky
So (no)

I'm not captain saber hoe
I'm not giving you none of my dough
Don't wanna give you nothin' (no)
So girl don't waste my time

Chorus

If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son i'm talking to you
If you buy your clothes at duran square
Oh yes son i'm talking to you
If you have five kids with three different dads
Oh yes son i'm talking to you
I say you get happy from my money oh no
I don't want no

Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies

Chorus