Cock Pushps

 Tác giả : Tenacious D

 Người đăng : administrator, 13 năm trước

KG-D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album...

When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.

KG-Cock pushups?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?

JB- It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-pshh...noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-Cock pushups?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

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