Your friends keep telling me
I bear a striking resemblance to
Someone you used to know
But baby it's me
So why the hell do you keep calling me 'Flo'
And I would hope
That you would have the decency to
Let me go
In case of an emergency

But you keep reassuring me
Telling me to just quit tripping on it
And maybe it's me
I guess that I should probably get a grip on it
'But' it's hard to do
Every time I see that tattoo
Over your heart
It ain't right I can't even look at you

Why you doing what you're doing
You should be doing what you want
Who the fuck you think you're fooling
She's the one the one you want

Florence if you hear this won't you
Come and take your girlfriend back
She's been calling out your name
Every time we're in the sack
She's been a mess since you've been apart
So Flo if you had half the heart
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me Flo

We've been going for awhile
But lately she's been somewhere else
She don't even smile
And I think it's a cry for 'Help'
And I would pray
That you would have the common courtesy
To take her away
It ain't right she don't belong to me

Why you doing what you're doing
You should be doing what you want
You're the only one you're fooling
She's the one the one you want

Florence if you hear this won't you
Come and pick your girlfriend back
She's been talking in her sleep
And I think that I've had enough
She's been a wreck since you've been away
So Flo if you have something to say
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me Flo
Florence can you hear me
Can you hear me