you're no rock 'n' roll fun

like a party that's over before it's begun
you're no walk in the park
more like a shot in the dark
with clues left for no one

and all the boys in the band
know how to get down
fill our christmas socks
with whiskey drinks and chocolate bars
when the evening ends
we won't be thinking of you then
and even the best man
won't hang out with the girl band
(the girl band)

you're no rock 'n' roll fun
like a piece of art that no one can touch
you're head is always up in the clouds
writing your songs
won't you ever come down?

and all the boys in the band
know how to get down
fill our christmas socks
with whiskey drinks and chocolate bars
when the evening ends
we won't be thinking of you then
even if your song is playing on the jukebox
(the jukebox)

you like to party with the lights on
(c'mon, i like the dark)
you always want to hear the same old songs
(c'mon, play another song)

'cause you're no rock 'n' roll fun
like a party that's over before it's begun
you're no walk in the park
more like a shot in the dark
with clues left for no one

you're no rock 'n' roll fun
you're no rock 'n' roll fun
you're no rock 'n' roll fun
you're no ROCK 'N' ROLL FUN!