The other night i tried to go to a show
But the man at the door
He told me no
He said, "no one under 21 allowed"
But he must have been stupid 'cause i saw my friends in the crowd
He said, "you can't buy an alcoholic drink"
"so we don't care what you really think"

[chorus]:
Why's this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21

So i went and got myself a plan that would work
And i went on home and got a real short skirt
And i flirt my way right through that goddamn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well i guess i got there just a bit too late
I guess it's just my luck
It's just my fate

(repeat chorus)

I only want to have a little fun
But every time i try they tell me "you're not 21"