[chorus]:
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
It's made in chernobyl
Spam

Now when i was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

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To get me to eat it at dinner
They said i'd grow up like bruce jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

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S-p-a-m
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-p-a-m
Again and again and again

S-p-a-m
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-p-a-m
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your o-s-c-a-r
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
It's

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