Transcribed by kevin hung

The comic from the usa
Dream ticket for a saturday
Saw an add for a day-glo skeleton
Hey dad had a go about getting them


You never there when i needed you
You never lent me a hand or 2
And when you did you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode was


I never really saw the apes
Just said i did to save my face
Not impressed with my watch radio
Weights a tonne and it ain't stereo


I never cried when elvis died
Told you i did but hey i lied
Bought into x ray vision
Then music, sex, religion


You never there when i needed you
You never lent me a hand or 2
And when you did you weren't much use
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
You didn't even know what a zipcode was
You didn't even know what a zipcode was