[this is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. but i can at least tell you what the individual bits are...]

Would you like some sweets, willy? what would you like then?

Can i have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please?

Come on, auntie, we'll miss the bus!

B.l.t. mr and mrs j a(?) summers.

Here's bertie(?)!

L.s.d.

It's the new money, you know.