[kidrock]
I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker mc's should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
I won't stop rocking till i retire
We rock the party, and come correct
Our cuts are on time, and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote, and will elect
And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect!
Huh, huh, huh, yeah!

[joe c]
Ohh, ladies and gentlemen
Straight outta hollis queens new york
The one and only kings of rock
Give it up for:
Jam master jay and¡­

[run-dmc]
Run, dmc
Oh yeah, all the way down
For you funky, ah yeah
It's like that y'all, we don't stop, tell em' d
Throw your hands in the air, come on!
And wave em' like you just don't care, everybody!
And if you're ready for run (dmc) somebody say oh yeah
(oh yeah) oh yeah (oh yeah)
And we won't stop hoods, we don't stop
This is hollis rap (come on), everybody scream!

For all you sucker mc's perpetrating the front
You ice-cold act, keep the crowd go mourn
You're the kinda guy that girls ignore
(whatcha drivin'?) i'm driving caddies,
Your fixing a ford (what's your name?)
My name is joseph simmons, but my middle name's lord
And when i'm rapping on the mic you should all applaud,
Because we're wheeling (dealing), we've got a funny feeling
We rock from the floor, up to the ceiling
We're movin', you're groovin', it has been provin'
We calm the savage beast, because are music is soothing
We create it, relate it, and often demonstrate it
We dis the sucker mc's and make the other suckers
Hate it
We're rising, suprising, and often hypnotizing
We always tell the truth, and then we never slip no lies in
No curls, no braids, peasy hair to still get paid
Jam master cuts the record of the down and cross fade
So jay¡­

(kidrock)
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
(like this detroit style!)
What's this, this must be a little mistake
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Hey ya, who is this? yeah, who's this?
Who is this guy? yeah, who's this?
Who are you? what is your name?
Yo, tell em' who you are!)

My name is kid! (who?)
It's kid baby, it's kid

Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie, come on!
Bawitdaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie, here we go
Bawidaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie-said up jump the boogie
Bawidaba-da bang-da bang-diggy-diggy-diggy
Shake your butt for your kid rock!

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glances and the topless dancers
The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers
The g's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers
The northern lights and the southern comfort
And it don't even matter if their vanes are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
All my heroes in the methadone clinics
All you bastards in the i.r.s
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack, and pints of love.
And the fifth's of stress
I've got the party in the bag, i've got no sweat
For the hookers all trickin' out in hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good, yo and it's all in fun
Get in the pit and try to love someone!
Ah! yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen; give it up for aerosmith

(joe c!)
Oh shit!

(aerosmith)
Ah yeah
Backstroke lover always hidin' neath' the cover
Gonna talk to ya my daddy say
He said "you ain't seen noting
Till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times i can reminisce
And the best thing lovin'
With her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss, like this,

Like this, like this,
Like this, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
And her feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
Of a swing like you didn't care
So i took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
It wasn't me she was foolin'
'cause she knew what she was doin'
But she told me how to walk this way
She told me to:
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
She told me to:
Walk this way, talk this way
She said:
Walk this way, talk this way
But just give me a kiss-kiss-kiss
Ooh yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Like this! yeah-yeah, yeah