Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn?
Have i been played or do i need a rolaid?
Gotta learn the difference when i love ya
The difference when i love ya and the symptoms of ebola

Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn?
Can i be spared from being so dramatic?
Gotta learn the difference when i love ya
The difference when i love ya and that derailed rollercoaster

Gonna rain down on my sunny sunday shoes
Guess best i get some galoshes

Let me tell you that this song's useful
Yes this song's useful when you're really drunk
And you gotta learn the difference when i love ya
The difference when i love ya and whatever.