Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes i love him, i'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that i die

Before i got married i wore a black shall,
But after i'm married, i wore bugger-all
But still i love him, i'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that i die

He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth,
His hands in his pockets he whistles me out
But still i love him, i'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that i die

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes i love him, i'll never deny him,
I'll always love him 'till the day that i die