I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
Looking like your love drowned in the sea
I'm fishing in the sun i'm melting
Rub me on your cunt i'll come back again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
The sun beat me down too viciously
It beat me to the ground to what i used to be
I've melted away i'm nothing again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
Talk to me in my grave and mourn me
It can be the same just begin again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
Looking like your love drowned in the sea
I'm fishing in the sun i'm melting
Rub me on your cunt i'll come back again

I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me
I'm your blubber boy you should rub me
I've melted away so bury me

Rub me i'm your blubber boy (x16)
Rub me...

Once there was a girl whose lover drowned
Nothing to console her could be found
She took a chunk of blubber from a whale
She carved herself another to perfect scale

Well dorothy no one from any other country
Had heard anything like it before
So they just christianed it
The australian style of yodelling