Well she stepped into the room
Right then she got my eyes
She had an ass like a truck
And two amazing thumping thighs

She's been like no other
Just one big fat mother freak
So ????

She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So i did her on the floor

Lets get naked baby
And roll under the sheets
I ask one favor baby
Don't roll on top of me

She's my crisco queen
A non-stop love machine
On the scene like a sex machine
She ain't big going get bigger

Sparks may fly like the fourth of july
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2x4
So i don't fall in when she wants more

I got excited she through
Her hands right over me
One the size of a truck
The other the size of a tree

She whispered in my ear
Just one could you push it near
Guess i had to move when you get down to it

She likes whips and chains and things
She don't need no diamond rings
Couldn't get her through the door
So i did her on the floor

Sparks may fly like the fourth of july
Just don't get any in your eye
She's got me on a 2x4
So i don't fall in when she wants more