I should'a known not to watch that comet
I should'a known not to give you this
I should've known not to throw away my records
I should've never purchased compact discs

I can't remember inventing the atom
I don't remember what it's like to be god

I should'a known not to watch jerry springer
I should've never watched the people's court

I don't remember inventing the wheel
But i remember making the styrofoam

I should'a known not to watch that comet
I should'a known not to sex amy fisher
I should've never watched the oj trial
I should've known not to shoot john lennon
I should've never gotten aol

I should remember not to blow up buildings
I should remember what it's like to be god

I should've known never sent the stork to the dahmer's
I should'a known not to make free will

I can't remember my life as a mormon
I can't remember five minutes ago

I should'a known not to watch that comet

I can't remember my days as an asshole
The same day i made the cia

I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should've known better