(browne/glenister)

Getting peeled off another bar
I've got to go but it's just too far
She's looking good for a night in a padded cell
Like a virus with no antidote
She's looking good but she might be a bloke
She could be venus but it's getting so hard to tell

(chorus)
How would i know the kind of love
One in a million girls
One in a million years
Could give me

I see the smiles through the coloured smoke
I'd love to laugh but i don't ge the joke
Guess i'm the star in a one man show
Pour me a cab with a lemon twist
A bowl of peanuts and a well-placed fist
Oooh i'm seeing those chips again

(chorus)

Looking at the world
Why can't it see me
You know i wish it could see me

(chorus)