Five cheat card thief, misled skinhead,
Tell me where it's at?
Is it cool to bring it up again?
Will i blow my cat?
Misplaced tinselface, weekend pretend,
Am i on your track?
I would love to live close to you,
Could i bring my cat?

Cowgirl, sailor,
Do you know who you are?
Cowgirl, sailor,
Do you know who you are?
Do you know who you are?

Overfed premed, outfront gaspump,
Will i fix my car?
Pinch yourself when i smile at you,
Baby, i'm a star!
Turned on, tuned in, cop out, sell out,
Do you know who you are?
I took the time to try to fit you in,
Was i off too far?

Cowgirl, sailor,
Do you know who you are?
Cowgirl, sailor,
Do you know who you are?
Do you know who you are?