She calls me up
Says she's comin' over
So I run home
(oooh-ooh)
Just to wait around
She calls me names
Then we play some mind games
And I don't know
(oooh-ooh)
But I think I like it

Now she's the only one
Who blocks my number
And she's the only one call

[CHORUS:]
(Yeah, oh yeah)
What's wrong with me?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
Why can't I see?
(Yeah, oh yeah)
I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me

She flies me out
Got a big surprise planned
In Chicago
(oooh-ooh)
That's my kinda town

She says she's been a ho
Had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show

[CHORUS]

[guitar solo]

I wrap myself
Around her little finger
And she gives me the middle one

[CHORUS]

She calls and I come runnin' back
I call, she never calls me back
What's wrong with me
I'm so addicted to you...and you're such a dick to me