i'm just another little faggot with a problem
fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
i got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
i lick clit - i like it

lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
i'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
i don't need you and i don't need a break
now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
please please please sing the whole damn song
a 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and fuck the past
my whole shit will never last

i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause it's got the bump with the molestation
i'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
and all those voices in my head have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the gold
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
bad boy don't you touch my dolly
I pinch my ass with a mothafuckin smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

i'll show you how official midgets jack me off

i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and fuck the past
my whole shit will never last

one day i'm a do the fuckin' - i'm a screw the fuckin'
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
he put this out his back and he won't break a shit
when you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
i make the laws - i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
you're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
why the hell you come to gimme dis
you so wrong with yo jive
now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
yo - not i - i am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
fuck the future and bite the past
cause my whole shit will never last

i'll show you how official midgets jack me off