A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in the game
For the money and for the fame
A spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn
He steals the credit, then he is gone
He's the man with the plan and at first he'll seem helpful
To make sure that you're on the hook
He's so full of bull, and he sure will pull
Some strings to make things go his way
Yeah, everything will go his way
We're in the monkey biz
The monkey boogie is nothing new
And he'll be doin' the dance with you

Humble, mumble, stumble, don't think so
That is not the way to go
Connect, collect, correct, now what did you expect ?
Did you think that he seriously cares for you ?
Do the monkey boogie rango, orango-tango, baboon !