I'm left handed when throwing
My shit across the room.
I'm left handed when i throw a fit
I use my left hand when i make myself come
To my senses when i'm losing it.
My left hand is good for when i'm knocking on wood
Although i gotta admit that it hurts.
I'm left handed when i picture you with another,
With your right hand taking off your skirt.

Chorus:
So i'm gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me.
Take a day off and take it all in.
Gonna take a day off and watch the world around me
Take a day off and try to blend in

I'm left handed when writing graffiti on bridges,
Though i can't write a bridge for this song.
They said i shoulda left out the part about your boob job,
They said it made this song kinda long.
My left hand's got a tan line where the ring used to be,
The one that you gave me before, 'cause i left that ring behind
Inside an empty glass wine when the waitress scraped me up off the floor

(chorus)

Bridge:
So little time with so much to do, everything was fine,
Then there was you, i really don't mind
If you just pack your shit and go away.
(pack your shit and go away)
(chorus)