Turnpike, nursery pike, moon pie, black eye, why try, 75, 41, 285,
Have fun, flat tire, so tired, everybody's downtown,
Horse town smoggy, smoggy all around.
Golf put pigeon strut, wing nut, sand truck, 4, 6, 8 wheels.
Six flags and scrubby deals.

Make a reservation with the leather on your seat.
Skip the 4th and go straight to 5 baby¡­

(chorus) drive, drive, drive, drive.

Winnebago move aside, making room for double wide.
Roadkill ballerinas, smash a bug, fill up at fina.
Roadside preachers with a kickstand promise.

Make a reservation with the leather on your seat.
I love the way you cruise, so fly, so baby¡­

(chorus)

Are you going my way?