Oh let me tell ya 'bout 2 guys i know
ol' crew cut chuck and afro joe
well crew cut sang and joe played sax
collectin' their money in a hat
well the rent was due and the food was gone
ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on
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well they packed their bags
and they left town
doing their damndest
to make new ground
well they packed their bongs
and they smoked mass
doing their damndest
to kick some fuckin ass

well their first gig was wild and rough
bunch of rowdy punks thinkin they were tough
fights broke out out and folks got mad
then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad
crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some ass
nearly threw a man through glass
well that was it/that and they could not stay
because the police came and took them away

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