Words & Music by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley

What kind of fool am I
Who never fell in love?
It seems that I'm the only one
That I've been thinking of
What kind of man is this?
An empty cell
A lonely cell in which
An empty heart must dwell What kind of clown am I?
What do I know of life?
Why can't I cast away the mask of clay
And live my life?
Why can't I fall in love
'Til I don't give a damn?!
And maybe then I'll know
What kind of fool I am!!!