That's a stupid hat you're wearing
It doesn't really match your hair
Did i ever tell you that your breath is worse
Than what you wear
That's exactly what she told him
At least that's what he told me
So i guess we could conclude
They're not a happy family

Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority

That's a lovely dress you're wearing
Too bad your figure can't make it work
When i hear the things you say
I wonder if your brain can work

That's exactly what he told her
At least that's what she told me
I screen my calls, i lock my doors
I'm suddenly filled with apathy

(although, i'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity to make me happy)