(a. crier)

Woe baby you're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag

(nag) you're always tellin' me what to do
(nag) i just can't seem to get rid of you
(you're a nag) you order me around just like a slave
(nag) you're gonna send me to an early grave
Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast
Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast

(nag) the way you're naggin' never gonna stop
(nag) you always seem to be a blowin' your top
(you're a nag) one of these days i'm gonna lose my mind
(nag) jump out a window and i'll be real fine
Would you go do this, go do that
Wash up all the dishes
And don't you talk back

When i met you you were oh so sweet
Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat
You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud
I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud

You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag

Hey you, get out of here

When i met you you were oh so sweet
Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat
You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud
I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud

You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
You're a nag (nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag

I hate you, get out of here