Valentine's day
Wish i had a sweetheart
It's valentine's day
Didn't even get a stinkin' card
It's valentine's day
I just have to say
I hate valentine's day

It's valentine's day
And i didn't get no chocolate
It's valentine's day
If i had a heart i'd hock it
It's valentine's day
All i have to say
I hate valentine's day

It's valentine's day
And i hope it finds you healthy
It's valentine's day
I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (?)
It's valentine's day
I just love to say
I hate fuckin' valentine's day