Nowadays everybody wanna talk
But nothing comes out
When they move the lips its just a bunch of jibberish
And motherfuckers act like eminem aint' gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?


Eminem: what up dre
Dre: yeah
Eminem: it's all about dre
Eminem: it's all about dre
Dre: compton's in the house
Eminem: yeah, thats right compton is in the house
Dre: come here pull down your panites you little bitch
Eminem: aiight, hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time
Dre: come get some of this compton dick
Eminem: let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest
Dre: you wanna be famous?
Eminem: uh huh
Dre: spread that bitch ass
Eminem: it's all about dre
Dre: yeah, compton
Eminem: uh, dawg, your hurting me dawg
Dre: your the tightest detriot rapper you little bitch
Eminem: your ripping my asshole dawg, hold on a sec, wait don't bust
Dre: yeah
Eminem: hold on a sec, don't bust
Dre: come here
Eminem: wait, uh wait, uh, hold on don't bust
Dre: take all of this compton dick
Eminem: hold on don't bust, do it on my lip like a milk ad
Dre: comptons in that ass
Eminem: it's all about dre
Eminem: it's all about dre, ahh ahh
Dre: you wanna be famous you little bitch
Eminem: man don't tell kim dawg please, it's all about dre
Dre: aiight, now get the fuck out of here
Eminem: aww shit


Bitch boy mutha fucka
You might have them 11 year old groupies
Believing your shit
But you ain't fooling nobody bitch
You a mutha fuckin bitch


You ain't never shot at us with no paint balls
Matter of fact you can come get these painted balls, mutha fucka
Come get these juggalo painted balls, bitch
You ain't never chased us out of no club, bitch
Only club you ever chased anybody out of was a gay
Bar, bitch.


Straight out of warren
Bitch you a joke
Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke
With your silly ass pretty boy rap
Mean muggin and thuggin sittin on dre's lap.


Pull a gat on my thug
No bullets or nothin, you shaking
Stumbling, nervous
Fumbling, scared to death
Screamin for help
So damn shook you almost shot yourself.


You're a radio thug with your preppy smile
Got everybody hoppin out every 35 miles tellin us we fake
Lil faggot, i'ma knock your teeth out the back of your neck


You might have little girls cryin and shit
But the detroit thugs aint buying your shit
Run your ass back to dr dre and open your butt
Little groupie ass boy get fucked!


*chorus*
Dumbass, hoeass, weakass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Weakass, markass, punkass, bitchass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Sissy ass radio bitch (bitch)


Wait a minute don't run, what's up with that?
I'm just trying to give you this 300 bucks back
That you gave to twiztid so you could open up they show you little pussy ass hoe


Look at us dawg who put us on the map?
3 plat, 2 gold, and we still like that
We did it alone without d.r.e)
But he owns and knows your butt like a puss


Husband, tell me where she at
Everybody be fucking that bitch you don't see that?
I know 3 people she fucked on you
Over at hotrocks, she be fucking bitches too
You told the world you gonna kill the slut
Then you on tv licking her butt
Be careful your prolly gonna taste my nut
Cause even i be fucking that bitch raw, like what


*chorus*
Dumbass, hoeass, weakass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Weakass, markass, punkass, bitchass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Preppy ass teenie bop bitch (bitch)


I remember yo ass at st. andrews hall, handing out yo flyers
"come one come all, come to my show"
I looked at it, what, right there
"insane clown posse might show up".


What the fuck kind of rapper could be that lame
Only way you draw people is to use our name
I could have just fucked you up right there
But i let it pass.
I felt bad for ya bitch ass


Everytime i met you your sucking dick
Now your on the pop charts sucking dick
You'll be sucking dick for eternity
Look at ya mouth it look like a pussy
I know that slim anus got to you
Yeah only because it was so damn true
When think of your daughter, it makes me sad
She got a whore for a mama and a bitch ass dad


*chorus*
Dumbass, hoeass, weakass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Weakass, markass, punkass, bitchass, bitch!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Top 40 pussy rap beotch (bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Mainstream pretty boy bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh (bitch)


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Hitler ass haircut
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Boyband ass top 40 casey casem
Carson daly dick suckin mutha fucka