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 All Our Fans are Gay 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay You bought all…

 Greed Is Something That We Don't Need 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Help! This is Mother Earth! Somebody please help me! The corporations don't even care While the rain forests go bare Oil spills & tanker wrecks Don't show the sea creatures…

 I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a…

 I Wanna Grow Old With You 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left…

 I'm Not That Kind Of Boy 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab…

 In My Heart There's A Star Named After You 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked,…

 My Woman, My Lover, My Friend 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more We matured into each other's arms, we were never…

 Picnic of Love 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer…

 The Word Homophobic Is Gay 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is…

 Waterfall Wishes 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in…

 Even though you're culture oppresses women, you sill suck you fucking towelhead 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad,…

 Hebosaurus 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
You're such a fucking hebe You're always freebasing pennies You went to a plastic surgeon And got your nose enlarged You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurus…

 I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so…

 I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better…

 If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve…

 Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget You're not…

 Obviously Adopted 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
You P.C. fucking faggot You're trying to win an oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen…

 Saving Ourselves For Marriage 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
I saw your deep blue eyes from afar I saw you at the church bazaar I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother And I asked her to…

 Walker, Texas Corpse 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an emmy For making people think your alive Chuck Norris- you're…

 You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick 

 Anal Cunt | 13 năm trước
You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcized You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your…